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via Norm Macdonald’s Inspiring Commencement Speech

At college, one of my friends was on an elevator and he was walking out while fiddling with the lanyard attached to his keys, when suddenly they slipped and fell right through that tiny area between the elevator and the floor. He then proceeded to walk out of the elevator, telling me and my friends in a defeated monotone voice that he drop his keys in the elevator. Fortunately, he got it back after the weekend was over, but we never let him live it down.

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    He’s so wise!
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